Police: Drunk man drives drunk woman to station (AP)
AP – Police said a 40-year-old man faces drunk driving charges after he drove an intoxicated woman to the police station. Police said Donald Chamberlain, from Clawson, drove his 35-year-old neighbor to the station Monday to answer questions about an assault involving her husband the previous day.
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Inmate ends up nearly naked after jail escape try (AP)
AP – A Phoenix jail inmate was left wearing nothing but pink socks after scaling five fences in an escape attempt before he was captured. The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office says 24-year-old Clayton Thornburg suffered cuts on parts of his body since some of the Durango Jail’s fences are 15 feet high and topped with razor wire.
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Whale snot, bat sex win 2010 IgNobel spoof prizes (Reuters)
Reuters – Researchers who used a remote-controlled helicopter to collect whale snot, documented bats having oral sex and showed that swearing makes you feel better when you stub a toe were among the winners of spoof IgNobel prizes on Thursday.
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Man denies hitting sister at her wedding reception (AP)
AP – A 31-year-old Three Forks man accused of hitting his pregnant sister in the mouth with a wrench during her wedding reception has pleaded not guilty. David J. Sicotte appeared in District Court on Wednesday on charges of assault with a weapon, a felony, and disorderly conduct.
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Washington potato official going on all-spud diet (AP)
AP – Just super-spud me. The head of the Washington state Potato Commission said he’s sick of people linking spuds to junk food. So, starting Friday, Chris Voight said he’s going to eat nothing for 60 days except potatoes.
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Arizona sheriff says burglars stole, then showered (AP)
AP – These thieves made a clean getaway. The Pinal County Sheriff’s Office said in two recent burglaries, thieves entered homes in Eloy, made a mess, stole things and even took showers.
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Shooting game angers victims’ relatives (Reuters)
Reuters – A German student has created a computer game giving players a taste of life as an East German border guard shooting political fugitives fleeing to the West, to the outrage of victims’ relatives.
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Boston firefighters get oxygen masks for pets (Reuters)
Reuters – The Boston Fire Department on Wednesday received a donation of small oxygen masks designed for pets, which will become standard equipment on every fire truck in the city, officials said.
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Ochocinco cereal box uses sex-line number (AP)
AP – Charity-minded callers are getting intercepted by a phone-sex line because of a typo on Chad Ochocinco’s Cereal boxes.
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Feeling groggy? Blame the ship’s doctor (Reuters)
Reuters – In the days when Britannia ruled the waves, Royal Navy doctors revived drowning men with tobacco smoke, treated scorpion stings with rum and advised sailors to gargle with sulphuric acid to combat scurvy.